Do not regret the decision / I collected very interesting content

Dear colleagues and friends, please expect amusing/entertaining video of me wanking in your inbox, soon.

Do not regret the decision / I collected very interesting content

I have two accounts at tumblr and each of the e-mail addresses received its own entertaining/amusing ransom demand.

Diff by jsdiff (demo).

Seriously though, no entry for “wanking” in your thesaurus?

UPDATE: Turned this into audio

A diff as a stereophonic experience! Headphones recommended. Made for Kubshow #33.

Sub-Update: 7 months later I forgot I had already made this and re-made it. Google’s Text-To-Speech (nicer and cleaner) and Google-translated into German. Made for Kubshow #40 and felt pretty stupid after I found the old one.

UPDATE: Your collection is very interesting / I’ve put together a very interesting collection about you (2×)

So I got three more of these! Almost didn’t care to diff them, since they looked almost identical in the e-mail app, but – b3h0ld – they found the ol’ Unicode bag of tricks! Diff-by-character yields:

Your collection is very interesting / I've put together a very interesting collection about you

Free bonus silliness!

  • Destroy the the evidencotape
  • Transfendr me numbwallet
  • Eliminratse vcompromideosing pevermorpetuity