Dear colleagues and friends, please expect amusing/entertaining video of me wanking in your inbox, soon.
I have two accounts at tumblr and each of the e-mail addresses received its own entertaining/amusing ransom demand.
Seriously though, no entry for “wanking” in your thesaurus?
UPDATE: Turned this into audio
A diff as a stereophonic experience! Headphones recommended. Made for Kubshow #33.
Sub-Update: 7 months later I forgot I had already made this and re-made it. Google’s Text-To-Speech (nicer and cleaner) and Google-translated into German. Made for Kubshow #40 and felt pretty stupid after I found the old one.
UPDATE: Your collection is very interesting / I’ve put together a very interesting collection about you (2×)
So I got three more of these! Almost didn’t care to diff them, since they looked almost identical in the e-mail app, but – b3h0ld – they found the ol’ Unicode bag of tricks! Diff-by-character yields:
Free bonus silliness!
- Destroy the the evidencotape
- Transfendr me numbwallet
- Eliminratse vcompromideosing pevermorpetuity