So I was using the Lord’s… son’s name in vain in an e-mail i was writing, and was dumbfounded by the kanyeness of its (Polish) spelling.
Obviously I wanted to find out if this is the kanyeest¹ of the different spellings of Jesus. And, indeed, Polish Poland ranks #1, again:
L ST 2 72 Jezus Dutch 2 72 Jezus Polish 2 72 Jezus Slovenian 2 72 Yesus Indonesia (Christian) 2 72 Yexus Hmong Daw 2 66 Jeesus Estonian 2 66 Jeesus Finnish 2 66 Zjezus Limburgish 2 66 jeesus Sinhala 3 66 Jezusi Albanian 3 60 Yesu Chinese (Mandarin) 3 60 Yesu Cornish 3 60 Yesu Korean 3 60 Yesu Swahili 3 60 Yesu Tamil 3 60 Yesu Telugu 3 60 Yesu Thai 3 54 Hesus Filipino 3 54 Jesus Afrikaans 3 54 Jesus Portuguese 3 54 Jezuz Breton 3 54 Yeshu Hebrew (Jewish, secular) 3 54 Yeshu Malayalam 2 3 54 Yeshu Marathi 3 50 Jézus Hungarian 3 50 Jēzus Latvian 3 50 Jėzus Lithuanian 3 50 Yeshua Hebrew (Christian) 4 40 Iesu Japanese 4 40 Iesu Welsh 4 40 Isus Bosnian 4 40 Isus Croatian 4 40 Isus Romanian 4 40 Isus Serbian 4 40 Isus Ukrainian 4 40 Jesu Hawaiian 4 40 Jesu Venetian 4 40 Jezi Haitian Creole 4 40 Yasu Chinese (Cantonese) 4 36 Iisus Russian 4 36 Jasus Mirandese 4 36 uJesu Zulu 4 33 Gesùs Sardinian 4 33 Jesús Catalan 4 33 Jesús Icelandic 4 33 Jesús Spanish 4 33 Jèsus Occitan 4 33 Jésus French 4 33 Jésus Norman 4 33 Xesús Galician 5 40 Ieso Georgian 5 36 Eesho Malayalam 1 5 36 Gesù Italian 5 36 Gesù Piedmontese 5 36 Gesù Sicilian 5 36 Gesû Ligurian 5 36 Gesü Lombard 5 33 Ġesù Maltese 5 30 Chesús Aragonese 5 20 Jisu Garo 6 22 Isa Indonesia (Islamic) 6 22 Isa Kazakh 6 22 Isa Turkmen 6 22 Iso Tajik 6 22 Iso Uzbek 6 20 Îsa Kurdish 6 20 İsa Azerbaijani 6 20 İsa Turkish 6 18 `Isà Arabic (Islamic) 6 18 Ìosa Scottish Gaelic 6 18 Íosa Irish 6 16 Giêsu Vietnamese 6 16 Gèsù Neapolitan 6 15 Iisoús Greek (modern Greek pronunciation) 6 15 Ježiš Slovak 7 14 Ježíš Czech
¹ High Kanyeness = low Levenshtein distance (L column) and high similar_text() (ST) value to “Yeezus”.
The results might be biased by bad transcription and poor Unicode implementation, but then again, who cares. I blindly relied on copy & paste; sorry if I f’d up your favourite languages spelling (and score).